Why We Never Recommend Spring Break Cruises

You might be considering a spring break cruise this coming spring break.... 
DON'T DO IT! 

Don't get me wrong, cruises can be a blast, but there are plenty of reasons why you should plan a spring break trip with Inertia Tours to somewhere like South Padre Island or Cancun instead of opting for a cruise. We'll go over a few of them in this post.

Spring Break Cruise Negatives

First let's go over some of the negatives for a spring break cruise.

One reason you shouldn't do a cruise for spring break is because they will be crowded! Yes, other vacation destinations will be busy as well, but at least you wouldn't be confined to a small boat! Might be best to stay away from spring break cruises if you're claustrophobic at all. The close quarters also make it easier for food poisoning and illness to become a problem. If one person is sick, it spreads pretty easy on cruise ships.

The restrictions can also get in the way of a good spring break cruise with your friends especially if you're not 21 yet. Many cruise lines require you to be at least 21 to travel without a chaperone, and who wants to go on a college spring break trip with their parents?

Lastly, cruise ships can be nice and relaxing....if the weather permits. If you run into any bad weather, you better watch out. The rocking back and forth gets old pretty fast, especially if you are prone to sea sickness. There's also the furniture and heavy objects sliding across the floor that you have to dodge. Then there's the maintenance issues you have to worry about. No one wants to be stuck out at see without air conditioning or refrigerated food.

Spring Break Trip Positives

Now let's look at some positives for booking a spring break trip with Inertia Tours. 

There are so many things you get to experience by going to one of our Spring Break destinations that you would miss out on if you did a cruise. One of the biggest things you would miss are all of our HUGE parties we throw! We have thousands of people at our pool and beach parties. We also have the best hookups for local clubs at any of our destinations.

It's also nice to be able to stay at a condo that isn't rocking back and forth all the time. Lots of the places you can stay at will have full kitchens too, but don't worry, we have meal plans so you don't have to cook all the time. Getting a taste of the local grub is better than having the same thing every day on a cruise ship.

Being stuck on a cruise also makes you miss out on some amazing side trips! Yes they have excursions, but you usually don't have time to do everything you want to. With Inertia Tours, you have the option to do lots of different activities or side trips. For example South Padre Island has deep sea fishing, skydiving, learning how to surf, dolphin cruise, and lots more!

In the end, it's a no brainer. If you want a nice place to chill with your friends and party with big groups, then book your spring break trip with Inertia Tours. We have been doing this college spring breaks for a long time, and make sure to have the best parties with the best DJ's and celebrities to keep things going. Your price will be lower too, so that's a plus. 

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Top Spring Break Clubs in Puerto Vallarta

Puerto Vallarta is quickly becoming one of the more popular spring break destinations! The weather is great (in the high 80's), Inertia Tours has staff there full time to help get you situated from the moment you step off the airplane, and the club scene is starting to blow up!

Inertia Tours hooks you up with Party Vallarta, which has had experience with Puerto Vallata's clubs for over 17 years. They throw the biggest, craziest spring break parties.

Here are some of the top spring break clubs in Puerto Vallarta.

Xtine

Located in the hotel zone, this is the biggest place to go for spring break parties! It is recently renovated with VIP tables that go around the entire dance floor. Lots of lasers and lights here. There is also a patio lounge located inside the club if you need a break.

Punto V

This club is on Boardwalk, just a few blocks away from Mandala in the heart of the city. The first floor is open and has a breathtaking view of the beach. Has a huge ceiling with a humongous chandelier. Gives it kind of a Great Gatsby movie vibe. Their VIP Sky bar is pretty sweet.

 Roo

This club is a whole different kind of ball game. Exotic dancers lure you in from the entrance to an elegant and modern club room. You can get bottle service from private sections or even on the dance floors (that light up!). 

Collage

The largest club is Collage. Also one of the most fun clubs, even though it is a bit more casual. They have famous Foam Parties on Tuesdays. Has different forms of entertainment like fire dancers and break dancing. 

Mandala

Mandala is the hottest club in Puerto Vallarta right now. They are constantly improving and updating to give you the best experience with music, lighting, and atmosphere. The two-level dance club and bar has huge windows to give a great view. 

Zoo

Zoo is one of the older clubs, but is the place to be for old school hip hop lovers. Some of the best margaritas in the city are available here. The place has kind of a wild, tribal feel to it, so you can unleash the animal in you. 

Check out the Inertia Tours website to learn more about the clubs in Puerto Vallarta as well as other aspects of a vacation to this gorgeous city!

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Travel Channel featuring Inertia Tours Spring Break 2014

 

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Are you THE BEST skier or snowboarder at your school’s campus?

If you are TRULY the BEST skier or snowboarder at your school’s campus, you need to email or call me as soon as possible so that I can set you up as a Campus Manager for our Company for one of our killer ski trips….here’s is why repping our ski trips are better than doing it with anyone else:

1.) Our destinations rock. We offer Breckenridge/Vail, Aspen, & Telluride…all the foremost skiing in all of Colorado.

2.) Your benefits as a Rep. We will get you:
* A free ski trip for winter break with all lift tickets, plus our best available condo in your category
* A free REP trip to South Padre Island for spring break any week, plus MTV celebrity access onsite
* A free mini vacation (2 nights/3 day hotel stay) with your very first sale
* An extra walk to lift condo in Breckenridge in February for 2 nights/3 days for just $100/night if
you decide to come back.

All of this, with just 14 trips sold. Lastly, ANY ski Campus Manager that sells 51 trips for Inertia Tours to ANY ski destination we offer, you will receive a free Heli-Ski drop off (value $600+ USD!!!!). NO OTHER COMPANY OFFERS YOU THESE BENEFITS!!!

Sadly, we only offer this Rep / Manager incentive to the very best skier/boarder (one each) per campus. The selection of our Reps is at our sole, objective discretion. You will need to personally email me, Chad, at chad@inertiatours.com as to why I should consider you for this position.

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Chad Hart
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Why book a condo in South Padre instead of a hotel

                   Why book a condo in South Padre instead of a hotel. 

Here is the down and dirty list of why Inertia Tours only uses condos in South Padre Island for spring break.

For one, the condos are bigger. They are much like a Presidential or Master Suite at a normal hotel. For two, all of Inertia's condos have a full size kitchen with a fridge. 

This is perfect for storing those all important party beverages. A sub point to this is that the kitchens are fully stocked so you can save money by stocking up on munchies, making sandwiches, or nuking those Deli Express Super Red Hot Bomb Ass burritos.

For three, none of our condos restrict you bringing in alcohol like hotels can sometimes do as they want to sell you expensive pool drinks.

For four, our 2 and 3 bedroom condos have separate bedrooms. Guess what – way, much more privacy, and better for your spring break make out sessions.

For five, our condos allow you to drink poolside (no glass bottles/containers) so that will save you mad cash on drinks. Make your own of course.

For six, security are not as big of dicks as hotels
For seven, the big condos hold more people, allowing you to bring more people, and have a bigger group which equates to even more fun.

For eight, because of the big groups, it is just that much easier to meet people – part of the reason of going on spring break.

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Popular Spring Break Destinations for 2014

Spring brеаk destinations аrе рlасеѕ whеrе ѕtudеntѕ thrоng during spring brеаkѕ. Cancun iѕ a реrfесt ѕрring brеаk dеѕtinаtiоn for еvеrуоnе. Cаnсun offers a relatively large value for a vacation with all inclusive at the hotels making budgeting easier. It hаѕ great nightclubs, splendid роwdеr-whitе bеасhеѕ and an ideal atmosphere fоr partying. Cancun рrоvidеѕ you opportunity fоr water sports, jungle tours, and catamaran ridеѕ.  Cancun is the #1 international destination for the water clarity, ease of finding reasonably priced flights, and world class nightclubs like The City, Coco Bongo, and more.

Another popular destination for spring break 2014 is Panama City Beach, Florida. Mainly attended by students living close by, for 3 or 4 nights, if can be a lost cost spring break trip as you can drive there. Understand, it’s not really a beach/tanning destination as in March it is fairly chilly.

Sоuth Padre Island has 10 milеѕ оf beach аrеа whеrе fun-seekers еngаgе thеmѕеlvеѕ in аll kindѕ of partying. South Pаdrе iѕ a рорulаr ѕрring brеаk lосаtiоn fоr it’s infamous DJs, nightclubs, and the coke beach stage. With nearby Harlingen Texas Airport or Brownsville Airport servicing South Padre Island, flights are cheap between Southwest, United and American compared to other US destinations. South Padre Island is now the #1 spring break destinations in the USA.

The rising star for spring break 2014 is definitely Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. “PV” as it is known in the travel industry is growing for college students as it is low cost, has a vibrant malecon downtown with such clubs a Roo, Hilo, Mandala, Senor Frogs, Zoo Bar & more plus safety. Puerto Vallarta Spring Break doesn’t have the trashy crowds you might find in Cancun or Panama City, it is more upscale. Most nightclubs will refuse entry if you have on shorts or flip flops as an example. You must be dressed nice.

For those not wanting the beach, college spring break ski trips is a really popular choice for Colorado in March, especially for Southern States. From Aspen to Breckenridge to Telluride to Jackson Hole, Inertia Tours.com can hook you up with a 5 night slopeside condo as well as 4 days worth of lift tickets from $399 per person.

Whatever destination you choose, you will time and again find that the most popular spring break destinations for 2014 will be in the USA South Padre Island, Panama City and Colorado. For international, Cancun & Puerto Vallarta

Enjoy Inertia Tours In Cancun & South Padre

Cancun Spring Break 2013, a set by InertiaToursSpringBreak on Flickr.

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Clayton's Beach Bar with Inertia Tours for Spring Break on South Padre Island, Texas, a set by InertiaToursSpringBreak on Flickr.

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Louies Backyard South Padre Spring Break, a set by InertiaToursSpringBreak on Flickr.

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