hhhh hummm!!! As we are retiring (sniff-sniff) the old Inertia Tours website shortly, we have to resurrect some of the funny shit that was on it….as in this post:
What Alcohol on Spring Break can do:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your ass kicked.
WARNING: The fact that you are wasted doesn’t mean the cops give two shits your dad is a “a lawyer” or you “are calling one right now” — your ass is still going to jail.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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