Drinking in South Padre Island as a minor – read this advisement

If you plan on coming to South Padre Island, and want to partake but are under 21 years of age — we have a few pointers for you so you don’t end up in the clink, or with a huge ticket.

* Don’t drink on the beach, no matter how good or real your fake ID is. The Police will scan your ID and bust you. Now you also have a separate charge to deal with for lying.

* Don’t get cocky after you're wasted and start ordering up rounds at the bar just because you got in with your fake. They can re-card you at any time in a South Padre Island club, stay low key moron.

* Don’t get a noise complaint on your condo. This is one of the best ways to get busted, much like a house party, security will call the cops, and when they come, they are definitely checking IDs for legal age.

* Don’t have random people buy you your moonshine. They might be an undercover.
Did we mention…don’t drink on the beach if you're a minor? You WILL get busted….

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Drinking On South Padre Island

                                       

hhhh hummm!!! As we are retiring (sniff-sniff) the old Inertia Tours website shortly, we have to resurrect some of the funny shit that was on it….as in this post:

What Alcohol on Spring Break can do:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your ass kicked.
WARNING: The fact that you are wasted doesn’t mean the cops give two shits your dad is a “a lawyer” or you “are calling one right now” — your ass is still going to jail.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.